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Douche Quadbike

Meet Ben, aka Douche Quadbike. Ben’s girl Loren left him 2 years ago and he’s been holding a torch for her ever since. In order to impress upon Loren his undying, heartfelt affections, he produced, directed and starred in a … Continue reading

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Saving the World, Pt. 2

You don’t deserve it, but I’m back again the solve all the world’s major problems. Why? Because it makes me look good. In Part 2 of our series, we’re gonna solve the world’s looming energy crisis. As ever, we’ll begin … Continue reading

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Don’t You Need Somebody to Hate?

Let’s face it: America is quickly running out of minorities to despise. We have a black president, black military leaders, black performers, and even black captains of industry. To be bigoted and hateful towards blacks is to hate America itself. … Continue reading

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