Monthly Archives: May 2009

OK to Punch

I have determined that it’s OK to punch the following people in the face: w w w w w w w w w w w w w w It’s also OK to punch the following people in the stomach until … Continue reading

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Douche Quadbike

Meet Ben, aka Douche Quadbike. Ben’s girl Loren left him 2 years ago and he’s been holding a torch for her ever since. In order to impress upon Loren his undying, heartfelt affections, he produced, directed and starred in a … Continue reading

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Hurry the Fuck Up!

Granted, I’m from New Jersey, so I’m conditioned to operate quickly. In Jersey, no one obeys the speed limit and dawdling will get you reamed out with immediate effect. Here in bucolic Washington, life is much slower. Everyone drives at … Continue reading

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