Category Archives: It’s All About Me

Fudgie’s Back!

Hey, everybody! Guess which fat retard STILL has his login and password cached in the browser? That’s right, it’s dumb-ass Ted himself! Getting online is as easy as a keyboard short-cut and a Cat-English inline translator. This shit’s easy. I … Continue reading

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Hurry the Fuck Up!

Granted, I’m from New Jersey, so I’m conditioned to operate quickly. In Jersey, no one obeys the speed limit and dawdling will get you reamed out with immediate effect. Here in bucolic Washington, life is much slower. Everyone drives at … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

To all my friends and family, I wish you all a happy and healthy 2009! Cheers! Prost! Kampai! Na Strovya! Salud! L’chaim! And of course ‘Genatzt!’ to all our Armenian friends. I’d like to say that I’m filled with hope. … Continue reading

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