{"id":632,"date":"2009-09-16T15:33:30","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T23:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/citizented.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2013-07-20T11:49:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T19:49:00","slug":"ode-to-the-blonde-jogging-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"Ode to the Blonde Jogging Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"blonde-jogger\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, my Blonde Jogging Girl!
\nHow smoothly you do run!<\/span><\/p>\n

For nigh on five – no six! – years now
\nIn every race you’ve won!<\/span><\/p>\n

Maybe not in chip time;
\nOr sprinting past your foes;<\/span><\/p>\n

But in my heart you break the tape
\nAnd win, and place, and show!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"blonde_girls\"<\/span><\/p>\n

I may not know your name
\nOr travel in your crowd<\/span><\/p>\n

But when I see you jogging,
\nThere is no rain or cloud!<\/span><\/p>\n

Your pony tail, it spirals;
\nYour legs, they dash and leap;<\/span><\/p>\n

If only you would slow your pace
\nYou’d see I’m not a creep!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"blurry_jogger\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Your endurance is impressive
\nAnd your face so fine and fair<\/span><\/p>\n

I long to run aside you
\nOh, the miles that we could share!<\/span><\/p>\n

Instead you curtly nod your head;
\nTwo ships passing in the trees<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you Blonde Jogging Girl
\nYou’re the cracker to my cheese!<\/span><\/p>\n

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