{"id":404,"date":"2009-05-27T19:45:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T03:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/citizented.com\/?p=404"},"modified":"2013-07-20T11:49:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T19:49:12","slug":"ok-to-punch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"OK to Punch"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have determined that it’s OK to punch the following people in the face:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"People<\/a><\/span>

People who start to clap along to the music.<\/p><\/div>\n

\"People<\/a><\/span>

People who stand in the fucking doorway. <\/p><\/div>\n

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It’s also OK to punch the following people in the stomach until blood comes out their mouth:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"TV<\/a><\/span>

TV news pundits<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Evangelicals\"<\/a><\/span>

Evangelicals<\/p><\/div>\n

Furthermore, it is A-OK to punch these people in the gonads till they puke:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"People<\/span>

People who urge Draconian laws 'to protect the children'. <\/p><\/div>\n

\"Anyone<\/a><\/span>

Anyone involved in, or fans of, 'reality shows'.<\/p><\/div>\n

And finally, I urge you all to punch the following people in the kidneys – HARD – at your first opportunity:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Drivers who don't pay attention. <\/p><\/div>\n

\"Tongans.\"<\/a><\/span>

Tongans.<\/p><\/div>\n

Thank you!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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