{"id":2,"date":"2008-11-05T17:32:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T01:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/citizented.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2013-07-20T11:49:42","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T19:49:42","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"Yr Hmbl Svnt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/citizented.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sickted2.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1227\" title=\"sickted2\" src=\"https:\/\/citizented.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sickted2.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am Citizen Ted.<\/p>\n<p>I live among the mist-shrouded forests of the Pacific Northwest, here in the New World. As your most humble servant, I endeavor to give satisfaction. You may find me coarse or even alarming, but I daresay you shan&#8217;t find me boring.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I can promise.<\/p>\n<p>For now.<\/p>\n<p>If you wish to email me directly, you must solve a puzzle: citizented<strong>DROP<\/strong>at<strong>THIS<\/strong>gmail<strong>TEXT<\/strong>dotcom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am Citizen Ted. I live among the mist-shrouded forests of the Pacific Northwest, here in the New World. As your most humble servant, I endeavor to give satisfaction. You may find me coarse or even alarming, but I daresay &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/citizented.com\/?page_id=2\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2499,"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/2499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/citizented.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}