I am Citizen Ted.
I live among the mist-shrouded forests of the Pacific Northwest, here in the New World. As your most humble servant, I endeavor to give satisfaction. You may find me coarse or even alarming, but I daresay you shan’t find me boring.
That’s all I can promise.
If you wish to email me directly, you must solve a puzzle: citizentedDROPatTHISgmailTEXTdotcom.