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I am Citizen Ted.

I live among the mist-shrouded forests of the Pacific Northwest, here in the New World. As your most humble servant, I endeavor to give satisfaction. You may find me coarse or even alarming, but I daresay you shan’t find me boring.

That’s all I can promise.

For now.

If you wish to email me directly, you must solve a puzzle: citizentedDROPatTHISgmailTEXTdotcom.