I have determined that it’s OK to punch the following people in the face:
People who start to clap along to the music.
People who stand in the fucking doorway.
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It’s also OK to punch the following people in the stomach until blood comes out their mouth:
TV news pundits
Evangelicals
Furthermore, it is A-OK to punch these people in the gonads till they puke:
People who urge Draconian laws 'to protect the children'.
Anyone involved in, or fans of, 'reality shows'.
And finally, I urge you all to punch the following people in the kidneys – HARD – at your first opportunity:
Drivers who don't pay attention.
Tongans.
Thank you!
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