OK to Punch

I have determined that it’s OK to punch the following people in the face:

People who start to clap along to the music.

People who start to clap along to the music.

People who stand in the fucking doorway.

People who stand in the fucking doorway.

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It’s also OK to punch the following people in the stomach until blood comes out their mouth:

TV news pundits

TV news pundits

Evangelicals

Evangelicals

Furthermore, it is A-OK to punch these people in the gonads till they puke:

People who urge Dranconian laws "for the children"

People who urge Draconian laws 'to protect the children'.

Anyone involved in, or who watches 'raelity shows'.

Anyone involved in, or fans of, 'reality shows'.

And finally, I urge you all to punch the following people in the kidneys – HARD – at your first opportunity:

Drivers who don't pay attention.

Tongans.

Tongans.

Thank you!

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