Comments on: Top 10 Technology What-The-Fucks

By: Big Jim

Big Jim — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:18:03 +0000

I always thought I was the only one who hated those car horn alarms. Those are beyond stupid.

By: jc

jc — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:56:52 +0000

All I need is one more fucking toolbar before I trash the thing!

By: STEVE

STEVE — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 23:20:49 +0000

know what else? typing a long text into a serch bar on a mobile device and your text is that long/search bar is too short that you can no longer see what you are typing. or edit it if you make a mistake. you have to hit search to find that out and then rectify it once the page loads.

By: Black Banana

Black Banana — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 07:02:57 +0000

How about mofo’s that compress something, so it taks like 10-15 minutes to decompress, so they could ‘save’ a couple of kilobytes of space. Totally WTF.
Takes longer to decompress than to download the extra bytes YOU STUPID FUCKING CLOWNS!

+100 on every stupid fucking app wanting to install some stupid fucking toolbar that I don’t want or need. If I said yes to every damn one that wanted to install, I’d have 3 screenfuls of stupid fucking toolbars and no actual browser window. IF I WANT TO SEARCH FOR SOMETHING I WILL USE A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE.

DIE!

By: I forget my name

I forget my name — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:55:46 +0000

Oh, and all those other things you mentioned are right on for the what-the-fuck category, for sure! :-P

By: I forget my name

I forget my name — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:53:44 +0000

You know what gets me hopping? When you’re pouring a little milk into your coffee in the morning and those little dried white flakes from the milk container fall into it and makes you go yuk.

Oh, yeah, and those car alarms? My sister and I really got into it over hers. I timidly mentioned that IT’S REALLY VERY IRRITATING when she would click on her thing to make sure her car was locked just as I was RIGHT THERE by the car, making me JUMP HIGHER THAN whatever. For some reason, she took this as a personal affront. (I have very sensitive and weird family members).

But now it helps me in some kinda nutso way whenever some stranger in a parking lot makes their car go BOOOOOOMMMMMM with the alarm and it makes me jump, I go right on over and say, “Hi, howya doin’?” That makes THEM look funny! Ha, ha!

By: Sandman

Sandman — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 21:09:59 +0000

I could go on all day about car alarms. Why do we have them, again? So that maybe the rent-a-cops responding to the noise complaint might catch the hobo that broke your window in order to steal your Dave Matthews CDs?

What causes me endless hours of amusement is walking past a mid-nineties Ford Festiva with body panels in two different colors and the driver’s side mirror bashed off, intruding into its invisible territory, and hearing “PROTECTED BY VIPER. STAND BACK.” If I’m extra lucky, my inertia might carry me the critical two tenths of an inch further and activate it, treating me to an audio medley of every annoying alarm sound known to man.

It’s territorial pissing by proxy, I tell ya. Nothing more. And it always leaves me wishing I had a baseball bat handy so I could really give that piece of shit car something to cry about.