Category Archives: Political Whingings

The Great Sun Jester

In 1968, a prosecution began in Brighton, England against a poet named Bill Butler. His crime: publishing poetry and literature. In a stunning turn of events, the poet was found guilty, destroyed, and later died from his injuries. This isn’t … Continue reading

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Nihilists for the GOP: Total Success!

I’m b-a-a-a-a-ck! Did you miss me? And I return with Great News! Back in 2011, I formed Nihilists for the GOP (NGOP), a SuperPAC dedicated to the utter destruction of American life. It was our fervent belief that the United … Continue reading

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Saving the World Part V

I’ve already posted four previous articles wherein I brilliantly solve some of the world’s most complicated conundrums. Today, I will solve a problem that has plagued every democracy in the world for centuries: the question of capital punishment. Capital punishment … Continue reading

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